Chris
I met a man once who claimed to be Jesus Christ.
I was at a rainbow gathering, and a man came to me, and said: "I was Jesus Christ. I saw God's mind."
I thought to myself, "Then, I'm Jehovah?"
He laughed at me, and said, "Jehovah." (Chuckle chuckle)
Then he walked away.
I remember that day like it was now.
Anyway, the thing is, later, when I was in the parking lot, a man who calls himself Michael at-Love, Marijuana Seed, said, I know Jesus Christ is here at this gathering. I will find him. Did he find Chris?
Well, maybe.
But if that was Jesus, he was not in character. He did these things: lied, obviously because he was a short blonde American jerk, and then he made fun of me, a diseased young schizophrenic. And, he made no attempt to help me with my delusional state, and my dilemma.
I was at a rainbow gathering, and a man came to me, and said: "I was Jesus Christ. I saw God's mind."
I thought to myself, "Then, I'm Jehovah?"
He laughed at me, and said, "Jehovah." (Chuckle chuckle)
Then he walked away.
I remember that day like it was now.
Anyway, the thing is, later, when I was in the parking lot, a man who calls himself Michael at-Love, Marijuana Seed, said, I know Jesus Christ is here at this gathering. I will find him. Did he find Chris?
Well, maybe.
But if that was Jesus, he was not in character. He did these things: lied, obviously because he was a short blonde American jerk, and then he made fun of me, a diseased young schizophrenic. And, he made no attempt to help me with my delusional state, and my dilemma.
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